Earlier today, my friend (who shall henceforth be known as Sweetums) told me a tale from upstate New York that I think qualifies as taking the bucket.
He was attempting to get somewhere, and, as one might, hailed a taxi. The taxi driver looked back apologetically and asked, "Do you mind if I run into a store real quick?" Being as Sweetums was not in a terrible rush, he said sure, no problem.
The taxi driver pulled up to a porn shop and went in. It was thirty minutes before he came back.
After he finally got Sweetums where he was going, the driver still had the nerve to charge him a fare. Fortunately for all concerned, he had NOT left the meter running while he jerked off.
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