Somewhere among the backroads around PCU there is a little shop. This shop has a little sign, very old and mostly illegible, hanging by the road. The only words that can be read on this sign are, "We sharpen anything!"
Needless to say, every time my friends and I drove past this sign, it was a real contest for who could come up with the funniest thing to take in to get sharpened.
"A banana!"
"Your hair!"
"Vermont Cheddar!"
"My wits!"
Sadly, we never did get around to taking anything odd in to get it sharpened. Perhaps someday we shall.
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